septemberepisode
hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!
She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONESHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEAEVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEAAND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

hauntedsticks:

freckledtrekkie:

becausesometimesdreamsdocometrue:

disney-tasthic:

gastalicious-definition:

disney-tasthic:

globalsoftpirka:

disney-tasthic:

thedisneydifference:

Mulan loved my Mulan pen!

She said, “I love things that have my face on it.”

Wow, Mulan, conceited much ;). Seems like you may have been spending some time with Gaston!

NOOOOOO OOOOOONE
SHOOTS LIKE MULAN

WEARS MEN’S SUITS LIKE MULAN!

THINKS FAST AND KICKS ASS ON A ROOF LIKE MULAN

MULAN: “I USE AVALANCHES IN ALL OF MY BATTLE SCHEMIIIING!”

NOT QUITE A GUY, THAT MULAN!

WHEN I WAS A GIRL I DRANK 3 CUPS OF TEA
EVERY MORNING TO HELP ME GROW STRONG

NOW I’VE GROWN UP I DRINK FIVE CUPS OF TEA
AND I DEFEATED THE KING OF THE HUUUUUUUNS

aeyelaeyen

celerysticks4life:

shakemedownandout:

hylandbenoist:

getsby:

koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far away to go.

Um I’m just going to add, Ke$ha actually does write her own songs. For example, here’s her first album’s tracklist:

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She has also written for other artists, probably most famously “‘Till The World Ends” by Britney Spears, which is part of why she’s on the remix of it. She wrote for years and was even the female voice on Flo Rida’s “Right Round” but refused to be credited because she didn’t want her first single to not be her own work. She spent years, starting at the age of 15, writing music before she came out with her album because she wanted to make sure it was all her own and all what she wanted to do.

You can even get all her unreleased music which, combined with her actual albums, is 10.3 hours according to my iTunes playlist. Some artists have been around for twice as long as her and haven’t written that many songs. 

Not only have critics proclaimed she could be a country star if she ever leaves the pop music business (which is showcased on her unreleased track “Goodbye”), but she’s actually the daughter of a very talented country songwriter. Her music is actually fairly well praised by the music critics community and if you listened to any of her songs that her record won’t let her release as singles—“Last Goodbye”, “The Harold Song”, “Only Wanna Dance With You”, any of her ballads—she can write multiple styles of songs. She’s just stuck in a box of what she can release and then shallow minded people call her dumb for having fun.

That’s a big fuck you for hating Ke$ha.

THIS. ALL OF THIS. ALL OF IT. EVERYWHERE. ALWAYS.

kittykeoko
kittykeoko:

midesko:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

It’s because this country is cheap. Free anything? No, what? But then we won’t get the money when that fountain soda is worth like five whole cents!

it IS a thing in the US… it might not be that way everywhere and I don’t think they advertise it, but one time in montana I was the DD and I asked if DD’s got free soda and they said yes so thats what I had all night. 
you just gotta ASK

kittykeoko:

midesko:

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

It’s because this country is cheap. Free anything? No, what? But then we won’t get the money when that fountain soda is worth like five whole cents!

it IS a thing in the US… it might not be that way everywhere and I don’t think they advertise it, but one time in montana I was the DD and I asked if DD’s got free soda and they said yes so thats what I had all night. 

you just gotta ASK

dragonjaw
themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

aerofarts
mugiwara-pirate:

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 
On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 
Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

nobody will read this but just adding my personal experience and two cents!
i use to actually work at a place that trained service dogs and actually specialized and had a special grant for donating trained dogs to soldiers with PTSD. they also trained dogs for various other conditions from elderly people wheel chair bound, to parents with children with low functioning autism to people prone to common and extreme seizures. 
there was one man in particular that came to the training center who’s PTSD was so severe that he would wake up in the middle of the night trying to strangle his wife. 
he had a wonderful dog that was trained to wake him up if he got to violent in his sleep as well as get between him and anyone approaching him from behind (as this would often startle the man and cause him to go violent out of reflex). 
he was a trained soldier and a potentially very dangerous man who snapped very easily due to extreme PSTD. his service dog potentially saved lives. service dogs are a great thing that are a necessity for a lot of people
however on that note, I would also like to add (and this is where a lot of people are probably gonna get mad at me), not everyone needs a service animal. A sad fact is a lot of service animals are not taken seriously. While working at the training center, I heard many stories about how people had to literally threaten to call the police on establishments for refusing them service unless they left the animal outside. this was not one or two stories. this was a frequent thing and part of the service dog training course was literally training the person on how to handle confrontation against their service dog and prove they have the legal right to be there.
with that said, i am seeing a surprising number of people lately who are trying to make their common pets into service animals. i’m very sorry but i am highly against this. many people are attempting to do this literally for the benefits of being able to take your pet wherever you please or avoid pet charges when renting. this is bad.
At Christmas I visited some family in a retirement community. While I was there, I was attacked by a service dog. I can almost guarantee you this dog was not a properly trained service dog and SHOULD NOT have had the service dog vest on. Whether it was obtained through one of these “register your pet” websites floating around (Which Cesar Millan himself speaks heavily against) or through falsely calling his dog a service animal (which is illegal), IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE ANIMAL THAT WAS ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE THE OWNER WAS. IN A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. I’m just glad I was the one who was attacked instead of a elderly person because I at least had the reflexes to pull back in time.
This is an extreme case. I also know people who have wanted to get their untrained chihuahuas registered as “service animals” simply under the reason “they help me feel less stressed.” Now Chihuahuas can be service animals and I’ve met a few wonderfully helpful ones myself, however, making your average pet a service animal is EXTREMELY irresponsible and makes the entire service animal community look bad. 
It’s very unfortunate that service dogs are not taken seriously unless you are blind or blatantly physically disabled, however claiming your untrained cat or dog is a “service animal” does not help this case. Registering your dog as a service animal just so you can avoid the pet fee and then having it be destructive just makes the apartment managers bitter about allowing service animals in and will make them give REAL service dogs for people who REALLY need them a harder time. 
i understand there are people out there who legitimately are benefited from needing a service animal, but that number is small. what most people need is a pet. lately i have been seeing a LOT of perfectly healthy people trying to make pets into service animals and it’s not good. yes, it’s unfortunate that you have to pay extra to keep your dog or cat in an apartment. yes, it’d be fun if you could take your pet to restaurants and movie theatres. 
but PLEASE. unless this animal is legitimately helping you with something that impedes your every day life and stops you from functioning like a normal person, just get a pet. service dogs are a very important and serious necessity for some people. don’t help add to the problem of society not taking mental disability service dogs seriously. some people really need service animals and pretending your pet is one only makes it all the more difficult for these people to deal with their every day lives.
just something to keep in mind if anyone is considering getting a “service animal.” PLEASE think about it and consider if you really need a service animal or if you just need a pet.  

mugiwara-pirate:

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

nobody will read this but just adding my personal experience and two cents!

i use to actually work at a place that trained service dogs and actually specialized and had a special grant for donating trained dogs to soldiers with PTSD. they also trained dogs for various other conditions from elderly people wheel chair bound, to parents with children with low functioning autism to people prone to common and extreme seizures. 

there was one man in particular that came to the training center who’s PTSD was so severe that he would wake up in the middle of the night trying to strangle his wife. 

he had a wonderful dog that was trained to wake him up if he got to violent in his sleep as well as get between him and anyone approaching him from behind (as this would often startle the man and cause him to go violent out of reflex). 

he was a trained soldier and a potentially very dangerous man who snapped very easily due to extreme PSTD. his service dog potentially saved lives. service dogs are a great thing that are a necessity for a lot of people

however on that note, I would also like to add (and this is where a lot of people are probably gonna get mad at me), not everyone needs a service animal. A sad fact is a lot of service animals are not taken seriously. While working at the training center, I heard many stories about how people had to literally threaten to call the police on establishments for refusing them service unless they left the animal outside. this was not one or two stories. this was a frequent thing and part of the service dog training course was literally training the person on how to handle confrontation against their service dog and prove they have the legal right to be there.

with that said, i am seeing a surprising number of people lately who are trying to make their common pets into service animals. i’m very sorry but i am highly against this. many people are attempting to do this literally for the benefits of being able to take your pet wherever you please or avoid pet charges when renting. this is bad.

At Christmas I visited some family in a retirement community. While I was there, I was attacked by a service dog. I can almost guarantee you this dog was not a properly trained service dog and SHOULD NOT have had the service dog vest on. Whether it was obtained through one of these “register your pet” websites floating around (Which Cesar Millan himself speaks heavily against) or through falsely calling his dog a service animal (which is illegal), IT WAS AN AGGRESSIVE ANIMAL THAT WAS ALLOWED TO GO ANYWHERE THE OWNER WAS. IN A RETIREMENT COMMUNITY. I’m just glad I was the one who was attacked instead of a elderly person because I at least had the reflexes to pull back in time.

This is an extreme case. I also know people who have wanted to get their untrained chihuahuas registered as “service animals” simply under the reason “they help me feel less stressed.” Now Chihuahuas can be service animals and I’ve met a few wonderfully helpful ones myself, however, making your average pet a service animal is EXTREMELY irresponsible and makes the entire service animal community look bad. 

It’s very unfortunate that service dogs are not taken seriously unless you are blind or blatantly physically disabled, however claiming your untrained cat or dog is a “service animal” does not help this case. Registering your dog as a service animal just so you can avoid the pet fee and then having it be destructive just makes the apartment managers bitter about allowing service animals in and will make them give REAL service dogs for people who REALLY need them a harder time. 

i understand there are people out there who legitimately are benefited from needing a service animal, but that number is small. what most people need is a pet. lately i have been seeing a LOT of perfectly healthy people trying to make pets into service animals and it’s not good. yes, it’s unfortunate that you have to pay extra to keep your dog or cat in an apartment. yes, it’d be fun if you could take your pet to restaurants and movie theatres. 

but PLEASE. unless this animal is legitimately helping you with something that impedes your every day life and stops you from functioning like a normal person, just get a pet. service dogs are a very important and serious necessity for some people. don’t help add to the problem of society not taking mental disability service dogs seriously. some people really need service animals and pretending your pet is one only makes it all the more difficult for these people to deal with their every day lives.

just something to keep in mind if anyone is considering getting a “service animal.” PLEASE think about it and consider if you really need a service animal or if you just need a pet.