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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bob-belcher

When You’re Trying to Figure out your Life Remember …

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1. We can’t tell the future; we don’t know what lies ahead. All we can ever do is try to figure out a plan.

2. Your friends and your parents don’t know the future either. Your life is YOURS to live – don’t let them plan your life for you.

3. Enjoy what’s happening now; hang out, and do things with your friends. At least that is reality – so make the most of “now”.

4. Uncertainty and change are a big – normal – part of life. So, learn to become comfortable with “not knowing right now.”

5. Procrastination, although common, can really stop you from succeeding. Just take a step and act – regardless of the way you feel.

6. You need to learn to focus – and ignore all the distractions – for, otherwise, you’ll never really progress or succeed.

7. Life is full of lots of chances – you can usually try again – or try another option - if you mess things up this time.

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androgynosaurus

Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!

cyberth0t

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me constantly releasing press junkets about my OCs like they are actual celebrities and i am their PR agent

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foulserpent

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

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tmmyhug

I haven’t been on tumblr for quite as long as a lot of people but over several years I’ve noticed this interesting gradual sorta,, shift in the general culture? that it went from this mostly depressed, nihilistic outlook where people would regularly joke about hating themselves and being hopeless and depressed, to a wave of vehemence of “STOP hating everything actually the world is Good and you deserve love!!!” type posts, to now, where those aggressive ‘PSAs’ have faded away and instead I regularly see people romanticizing simple things like stars and hot tea and rainy mornings, and waxing poetic about their friends, and just trying to put love out there. and I don’t know exactly what that means (someone who knows more than me could probably say something smart about generational expression and trauma or popular perception of mental health and whatnot), but I do know that it makes my heart very full to see people learn to love the world and themselves by extension, and a whole userbase adopting healthier coping mechanisms, and therefore teaching the younger users to do so as well. I might just be following different people, but I really do think we’ve grown. everyone has grown. five years ago it wasn’t unusual for the next post on my dash to be a scathing commentary on why nothing matters or an anon ripping into someone they barely knew or someone complaining about how pathetic their interests are. now I have mutuals who get excited and spam reblog art of cows and friends I see tagging each other in pictures of frogs and strangers writing paragraphs about how much I matter. it makes me happy. idk. just an observation I wanted to make. I think people are good and everyone’s just trying their best at the end of the day

tmmyhug

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I take it all back everyone on this site is toxic

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There is no shame in loving without abandon. ✌️❤️

explorerrowan

And the real trick to it is falling madly in love with literally everything. Gomez Addams isn’t just madly in love with Morticia, he’s madly in love with his house, with his train set, with his kids, with his brother, with his weird normie neighbors, with literally everything. Different kinds of love for each, but love all the same. For having such morbid tastes, Gomez is madly in love with life. THAT’S how you land a Morticia, by being unapologetically and madly in love with everything around you.

pluralwizard

Bitches love me for my passionate swag and my unrelenting appreciate for the zest of life

kedreeva

I often see people ask how to get started with doing this, because it seems like a daunting task to be in love with everything, when you are starting off in love with nothing, or very few things perhaps. But the answer isn’t grand or elaborate or secret. The answer is to pick something, and choose love.

And then do it again, and again, and again.

The act of being in love is just choosing love over and over.

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The act of being

in love is just choosing love

over and over.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Physician calls for an end to bikini waxing

A doctor has launched an appeal to reverse one of the fashion trends of the last decade, seen in the explosion of beauty salons offering bikini waxing, laser hair removal and “vajazzling”– jewelled decoration of the genitals.
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Pubic hair removal naturally irritates and inflames the hair follicles, leaving microscopic open wounds. Frequent hair removal is necessary to stay smooth, causing regular irritation of the shaved or waxed area. When that is combined with the warm, moist environment of the genitals, it becomes a happy culture media for some of the nastiest bacterial pathogens.

Dr. Gibson says that whatever method is used on pubic hair – razor blades, electric shavers, tweezers, waxing, depilatories, electrolysis - “hair, like crab grass, always grows back and eventually wins.”

In her practice it is not unusual to find patients with boils and abscesses on their genitals from shaving as well as cellulitis, an infection of the scrotum, labia or penis from shaving or from having sex with someone infected.

Herpes is also an increased risk “due to the microscopic wounds being exposed to virus carried by mouth or genitals.”

“It follows that there may be vulnerability to spread of other sexually transmitted diseases as well,” she says.

“Pubic hair does have a purpose, providing a cushion against friction that can cause skin abrasion and injury, and protection from bacteria. It is the visible result of adolescent hormones and certainly nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed about.”

“It is time to declare a truce in the war on pubic hair and allow it to stay right where it belongs.”

angryjewishharpist

Honestly amen

party-gilmore

And for those of you who, like me and my family, get the combo thick as shit hair plus stay so damn moist down there that full bush just feels gross?

Cuz let’s be honest all that smudge that gets caught up in there just feels nasty and frankly leads to the same kind of bacteria/yeasty breeding ground (not to mention all the pulling and twinging of the hair that works it’s way between the the threads of your underwear fabric T.T)

Or honestly any OTHER reason it gives you Bad Texture feels or you just don’t like it, but don’t want to swing so far in the other direction and damage your pores and follicles or cause the other health risks associated with shaving?

Scissors.

I know that might sounds kind of obvious to some but i had NEVER even thought of it before. I hated the way shaving and waxing and nair made me feel, but it was always kind of a toss up between okay, which Bad Feeling will be easier to deal with this month? And then one day i trimmed instead of shaved and it Changed My Life.

Like full serious, if you don’t like all the hair but you don’t want to wax/shave or cause any of the above listed damages, buy yourself a little pair of hair scissors just for your pubic region, and (carefully!) trim it just like short hair. No damage to your follices, no irritation or abrasions, plus no more damp vaginal moisture/splooge (or blood clots!!!!) getting trapped against your skin and drying up in your curls.

I’m serious, my routine yeast infections have practically STOPPED since I switched to this method instead of shaving/waxing OR going full natural.

I hear the “it’s natural and it’s supposed to be there!” argument for going full bush a LOT, but for some of us that’s… just not practical. The article above wonderfully details the problems with the only ways MOST people know to combat the side effects of thick hair + a high moisture content, but if you’re like me and need an alternative I’m SERIOUS treat it just like your head hair just give it a careful little trim and then perhaps a little coconut oil condition (from experience, it catches in fabric much less when softened up)